Add Pierced Nipples to the List of Things You Can’t Bring On Planes

A female passenger traveling through the Pittsburgh airport found out the hard way that her choice of personal ornamentation was not allowed to fly the friendly skies. She was forced to remove the offending nipple enhancements in a ladies restroom before being allowed through security. I can’t tell you how many times I have thought of holding up a plane and diverting it to some foreign land merely by flashing my breasts. Ah, the power of the nipple