And yes.. tonight is the night!! SMACK BACK

But you know.... everything happens at the same time..

Friends check
Non frineds check
People you don't know check
Time setting check
Drink before going check
Hat check
Outfit check
Delayed blow gathering check
Exceeding the number of fuck to be said in the
library ( I.e. work!) check
Wanting to rest.. uncheck.
left at 5, office called at 5.30, client at 6
M later decided to bring some sort of chinese cure.. ( i'm still italian can't have porridge with pork and fish!!)

But I'm no Sims... High fever..
I really can't move my limbs.. but I'm still tempted.. But will I get pnemonia?
Can't believe it..
And BT decided to disconnect my baby yesterday.. It's like people cutting your lifeline, when some idiot switch off your internet by some sort of mistake.
But here I am.. At least something is working
Shall I shall I not.. I already exceeded the daily max intake of nurofen cold and flu, beechams, lemsip, nose strips, echinachea, vitamins, water..
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
so I google it?

What happens if I go to smack tonight with high fever?
Top of the list


DOLLY

Now .. either internet is random.. or my searches are random.. or there is no question doesn't have a answer in google..
Infact let's play this game

Type 3 random words on Google, if you get one post only you win..

Unacchievable

Uh... and series 3 ended.. will need some other entertainment!

Emotional cheerful, magnificient.. Probably is true, people never change, doesn't matter how much they try.
Why haven't you tried?
I have, with no success, and yes.. probably my edges are smoother, but only the edges.
But who am I, what do I want? Some things are difficult to figure.
And my friends.. you think you know what I'm talking about, and no, it's not that.. it's disappointment.
I haven't learnt to cope with reality, if I promise I do and I do have a serious problem with things that don't happen, you can say destiny turns you down.. No it's not that, it's a much simpler stupid boring concept, still can't get over it..
Whatever.....
Ah.. scenario 6.... art fund manager.. Yes.. trade art, despite all the first enthusiasm.. some reality check might make it unfeasible..
With art, you can 't sell something you don't have, you have to own it first..
But the idea will be to repo it out.. so if you need a piece of art for yor b'day, your night gala, show off with your friends, be fashionable and great.. well that's the solution..
I think this idea is even worse than the smoothie selling..
Don't pretend you'll understand what I'm talking about..even I don't... However I think I took a decision today, at least something sometimes.
Location is gonna be back of neck, shape.. something like a diamond, exact picture, still to figure out.. still it's a big step.
Anyone.. more to come..
Yes I know this post it's random.. Well.. are u surprised??
And because I'll never go to Easter Island, because I'll get bored stiff before a plan returns to pick me up.. Well can have something in its honour.. Not really like this.. But we are nearer than we were before

and... cats..

Did I ever tell you of my experience with the two little cats.. well.. it was a bit like this
....Click here...

Another friend of mine: the funniest

but.. she is invisible.. i.e. not skin
dying with gas is not contagious..

Oh well.... They seem to make the horoscope on purpose lately!!

Impatience about some work matter is running on high. No one you ask about it will give you a straight answer, or the give same explanation as anyone else gets. You will just have to sort this one out yourself, as per usual.

Yes.. Because patience is not really one of my virtue.. Never been and I don't think I'll ever learn.. Mah!

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Winnie the Pooh...the different interpretations..

How did it all happen??
In a sunny day in Rome, after the hole in the wall, the orange gardens where we got fooled by an amazing picture... the tomato man and the usual prosecco that accompanies my pal's life.. Here he goes.. Out of a ball.. in one of those machines for kids..

Courtesy of f. What a present.. Magnificient..
Winnie the Pooh I reckon it was born as a comic or a cartoon generally pictures with tiger ( pictured here...)
But no! in Italy they kidnap the poor soul and stick it in an animal.. this is a whale, but choices range from octopus to crab.. ( now Winnie the Pooh in a crab??? yes.. ) C couldn't surrvive the shock.

The official reason for the mass production of these cute, strange beautiful little things... Unknown..
C. looks highly unconvinced!!

Don't tell M..

....but Chinese officials have discovered a novel way to protect the environment and raise extra tax revenue. Beijing officials have slapped a five per cent tax on disposable chopsticks.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

The toothbrush holder has to be closed
The cup has to be the black one with the snow on it from Chile
Stripy cups unacceptable. HORROR
Coffee to be drank before leaving
Socks after trousers Disturb... to change trousers should imply removing socks? ... undicided
Gate can't be the first one ( new acquisition)
Tablecloth can't be removed..risk breaking leg
Doors locked
Wardrobe closed
Streets can't be learnt. ( this should be removed as causing sicily to approach morocco!)
Things have to be counted
Black cat
Just a few examples..
I'm sure there are many more.. The absurdity of it all is my friends tollerate and accept them.. Love you all babies.. You truly make me laugh..
Btw isn't funny that only to me housebuilder call in the middle of the day to say we are changing locks you can't get in without new key..
What? Am I supposed to leave everything and fly there?? this is what friends are for..
I think this is an example of lack of brain cells.. Was it too difficult to put new keys in the letterboxes of the houses.. Tell residences to pick them up, day after change lock?? NO>>> it would have been obvious..
MAH!!!

People do random things... don't they?

NY: flying maniquin.. ( no idea how you write it!)

ahah!!

Uh.. you know that in old age,

wives send their husbands <.....(assband?? what's an assband..) s & h at the first meeting....>
to the british library to get rid of them for a bit and they snooze on the comfy armchairs.. they are considered the charity..
Random.. like all my thoughts and like all my friends..
squirting oranges apart, sometimes waiting is more rewarding of the economic theory of love.. so CH go...subscribe...

And yes...yes.. my friends.

We heard it all.. Everybody has been talking about it..
So! why shall I not give you my version of it?

You hear your colleague (m) saying: I watched it, and my c*ck was hard for the all movie, I expected a different setting.... er.....

Anyhow, nice.. it made me cry like most movies.. Why do we watch movies? I think there r already too many sad things in life that I really don't see why I have to cry also about how all is so unfair in a movie ( more an this topic in a different posting). breath...

But hey beautiful.. Everybody did his own version of it, sparkle and the horse, h and d in broke back on the fake reindeers.
But this is the one, the great the only and YET to come.. unique..




Ah! Don't forget to bring the cowboy hat!

My life: can be described as people that crossed my path

these are some of the people that changed my life, learnt, loved, suffered, but I'll never forget any of them, they made who I am, they helped me, they destroyed me, they made me happy they made me sad. But all of you, you'll always me in my heart. Well obviously there are some more.. just don't have picty of all of you.

Arty thingies

higgledy piggledy

When I used to climb.. miss it.. like many other things. But sometimes I get this urge to change everything in my life.. regrets nooooo!! as Samuel Beckett used to say " try, fail, try again, fail better"

born turbated died perturbed

this way... come on... don't be shy

Ah actually today I bet on a horse called don't be shy... I lost 10£

Well

Don't you think that play playstation really deviates your mind??
Well.. I got the telly eventually.. amazing.. shame they don't put the antenna cable in the box.. but hey 3 days later 6 hours of set up, 4 or 5 cables and here we are, ps in on, both laptops are on..
Anyway to celebrate I played for hours.. the Sims.. As being an hamster all day is not enough, you also play making a game eat, pee.. go to work..
Well since then I say suhn suhn before I go out..
Madness.. not sure that's good for kids..
What happened to reading books and the rest?? oh well.. progress.
Let me see.. the day in which princess sparkle gets a ride on a private jet, somebody asks you what' s a medley report, somebody else if you can donate your belt... but also the day in which smby has to put his head down and accept failure.. wasn't I right.. yes probably... but also the day frap introduced me to the best sentences in the world.. so true despite from the 20s..
And today a kid declared to be able to cure cancer by looking at people..
cleaner cleaner.. need to get one, got the number.. but how am I supposed to tell her what to do if I'm never home or have time for it..
I defenetely need a concierge. That was my business idea.. have a concierge company.. you need something, you call and they do it for you. but a network of people you know and trust.. there is no point in hiring somebody to buy a present only to end up with a pair of pink knickers instead of a cowboy hat..
shun shun..

And you.. How do you sleep??

www.myheritage.com

ok so.. I just run a face recognition text on the website above. I choose the picty below with the koala..
Now guess who do i look like????
Niente poco di meno che.. Wiston Churcill...
Or Juliette Lewis or Emma Thompson or Emmy Rossum
Who do you look like???

ehm.. this isn't me after too many noodles!

"Can I cook pasta tonight or I'll end up with slitty eyes if I keeping eating all these noodles"

Yeah I know I shouldn't quote myself... but it's absurd I said that..

ah!!!

Ah!! forgot to say.. Just read my horoscope today.. well I always do it afterwards



Oh no. Every now and again Gemini lives are plunged into chaos when the ruler of Gemini (Mercury) goes backwards. That's about to happen now so make sure everything you do for the next three weeks is nailed down firmly.

As if my life wasn't chaotic enough.. Steady on.. ready for the ride..
Ah.. also got stopped by this dude in the street, if I wanted haircut and pampering and the rest..
amazing what you can find in the streets in london!

GEORGIE'S Fault

Now... you know, I always had this dream ...have a koala..
As any italian would know that was Georgie's fault..
For unawares.. Georgie is this cartoon.
She's the blond bi!ch that slept with the 2 brothers. ( mind u was shown in Italy, where everything is linked to s&x)
Others will say.. Georgie the little cute girl which had a koala as a pet!
Well take your pick. I wanted a koala too..
Hence here we go.. me and the baby.
Thanks to me sitting my a$$ for 24 hr on a plane, my beautiful baby's origin, the most amazing family hosting me and Kafu driving me there. Result ( can u count how many teeth??)
On another note, today was one of those days in which you are called unromantic because you prefer playing with the scanner instead of engaging in eye contact while at dinner,
...you get the randomest texts in the world, and
...somebody else asks you if they can be tarzan and you Jane.
To be honest I prefer spiderman.. but hey..
It seems breakfast time again, toast and coffee and ready to hit town.. ( well after due preparation.. because you see, haven't got the robot yet that chooses for me)

Technological wonders!

Now.. do modern people keep a blog as in the old days they would build piramids?
Sometimes that makes you wonder.. What's gonna last longer? Internet or the piramids..
On a different note... today I bought a new toy: a scanner.. this is why you can see me as a kid..
Marvellous..
Next Yobi.. or something like that, a robot that a friend ( now in Korea! ) has to deal with... it choose clothes combinations for you. Brilliant.. no more.. What should I wear???
Modern age..
Planning to scan the entire stock of little pieces of papers that I have been collecting during the years.. That should save some space for more new gagets!!
Ah!! after 6 months of convincing the tv licence people that I don't have a telly because I'm never home, and in any case I don't sit down- due to my inability to stay still- I actually managed to buy a telly.. yet to be delivered because hey! it's london, the place where your colleagues have already booked the skiing holidays for 2007 , and the cinema.. you need to book that as well..
lalalalala

ok ok .. now.. you can stop laughing

As you can assume it wasn't
my decision to dress like that.
Spooky what mamies can do to you,
or...
what you could do to yourself..

Wasn't I cute?

Shame I didn't become a painter

As they say: sleeping with the fishes!!!