Sep 29, 2006

Quick note: you know what?

Judging from the blogs there are some pretty interesting quirky, nice, amazing people out there.
I was sort of checking blogs related to blogs related to blogs.. and there are funny things out there, some are crazy some are weird, some are enlightening..
I think blooging helps lots of people.
The problem is that these interesting people... well they stay home writing interesting things.
Oh well..

Sep 25, 2006

I thought to take a picture of this, so the Kid can do a little practice on the drawing...

And you community... Will you tell me a little dirty secret?

And in the quest for the cure for my backache


...
I meet even more random people.
Alexander Technique...
I felt a bit like when I went to hipnotherapy to stop smoking, at least this was cheaper..
Okso..
Weird individual...
physio, othopedic, neurosurgeon, chiropractor.. nothing.. all crap, with Alexander you will learn to feel better.

First of all, relax, twice a day lay for 20 minutes and relax, sleep 7.5 hours per night. Do nothing, no exercise, nothing, in 3 weeks you'll solve your problem.

Now.. if I had 8 hours and 10 minutes to lay down a day, probably would feel better.
But resonably can it be possible that I will have to go to bed @ 10 pm every night?
It might be healthy, but I reckon I'll be such a burst of energy that I'll be dancing on the desk in the office!!
All sacred words, but really, didn't have to pay to know that.

In my other quest to eradicate every single follicole Essex girl said.. why don't we go Hollywood...

I mean.....

In case you wanted to bring up kids in london




Sep 20, 2006

In honour of a masterpiece and of my overdeveloped sense.



Q:What parfume do you wear?


Hypnotic


Q: Would you change yours for one with a cool packaging?


No really... but this bottle is cool!






PERFUME

The book that would change your sense of smell forever.

It is said that the average human nose can pick up some 4,000 different smells. Many become triggers for memories—freshly baked bread, an ex-girlfriend's hair in the warm sun, old socks left for three days in wet boots.

But smells do more than confer pleasure or tell us that meat has turned rancid. In the creepily disturbing and occasionally repulsive novel Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, first published almost twenty years ago, Patrick Süskind explores the idea that our ability to smell—and the ability of others to smell us—is essential to our humanity.

In fact, if one takes the message of this book to heart, the absence of scent and an aberrant and exaggerated sense of smell can lead to social isolation so extreme that it can drive a scentless victim to amorality and murder.

The most gifted human nose recognizes about 10,000 scents. Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, the main character in Perfume, has just such a nose. Grenouille can recall every odor he has ever encountered; he smells a worm in an apple, money hidden behind brick, and people blocks away.

Perfume is so full of smells that they seem to rise from the pages of the book.

Süskind seduces the reader's olfactory imagination with sensuous descriptions of jasmine, attar of roses, the Florentine flasks, and copper kettles used to reduce flowers and herbs to their essential oils. The level of detail is remarkable, both for the book's fairly slim size and the apparent lack of repetition.

The art of perfume making.

Set up as a fictional biography, the novel opens in eighteenth-century Paris, where "the streets stank of manure, the courtyards of urine, the stairwells stank of moldering wood and rat droppings, the kitchens of spoiled cabbage and mutton fat; the unaired parlors stank of stale dust, the bedrooms of greasy sheets, damp featherbeds, and the pungently sweet aroma of chamber pots."

Into this world, Grenouille is born. His mother abandons him, leaving him under a table at a Paris fish market, and he grows up in an orphanage.

As a baby, Grenouille doesn't smell the way babies should (“like caramel”). Although he has an exceptional nose, he himself gives off no bodily odor whatsoever. Still, everyone he meets finds him in some way repellent. “The young Grenouille … gave the world nothing but his dung—no smile, no cry, no glimmer in the eye, not even his own scent.”

He learns different smells around him as most children learn the alphabet, or grasp numbers, and he spends his days identifying and ordering the scents in his world. His obsession with smell is absolute. He doesn't care for people and cares very little about himself.

At the age of 15, Grenouille becomes an apprentice to a Parisian master perfumer and learns the art of dissecting and isolating scents.

One day, Grenouille's nose is assailed by the most wondrous and magical perfume—the scent of a girl on the brink of puberty. When he resolves to bottle the maiden's scent, the obsession becomes deadly. Without leaving a trace or a scent, Grenouille escapes the murder scene.

After that first crime, Grenouille understood his destiny: He, Jean-Baptiste, the fishmonger's bastard, was to be “the greatest perfumer of all time.” The goal and purpose of his life became nothing less than to “revolutionize the odoriferous world.”

For the most part, Süskind holds the reader in suspense through this gripping page-turner.

When Grenouille is beset by demonic dreams, his ambition takes a grandiose and sinister bent as he develops a plan to rule mankind:

“People could close their eyes to greatness, to horrors, to beauty, and their ears to melodies or deceiving words. But they could not escape scent. For scent was a brother of breath. … He who ruled scent ruled the hearts of men.”

Grenouille's immediate quest is the ultimate and perfect scent—the scent of love—that will give him irresistible power over others. With creepy dispassion, Grenouille kills 25 young virgins and wraps their bodies in specially oiled cloths that capture their odors. The result is “an aura more radiant and more effective than any human being had ever possessed before him.”

His triumph is brief. Grenouille realizes that “what he had always longed for—that other people should love him—became at the moment of its achievement unbearable.”

Much of the novel stays vaguely within the realm of plausibility, but Grenouille's final scene takes a turn for the macabre. The story ends in something of a mess: a hellish orgy of cannibalistic desire.

The book was first published in German in 1985. When critics and readers caught scent of Perfume, it became an international bestseller and has since been translated into 37 different languages, including the English translation by John E. Woods, which was Süskind's first book to appear in English .

Sep 18, 2006

Managed to also taste the best burger in London

@ Arkansas's cafe'... Nice..

I don't think Jamie would appreciate!

And of course...


to make you happy F.
The Ten Bells... a confortable boozer where prostitutes Annie Chapman and Mary Kelly drank on the nights they each became victims of Jack the Ripper in 1888.

Arty fartiness


Dennis Severs' House, 18 Folgate Street



A Georgian terrace in London defies a singular definition, having been described as a living museum, work of art, post-materialist project, or even a poetic interpretation of history.

Dennis Severs was born in 1944 and from Southern California. His passion for what he called 'English light' drew him to London, and he made his home in the dilapidated property in 1979. His way of making a home was a unique and highly personal endeavour. He wrote, I worked inside out to create what turned out to be a collection of atmospheres: moods that harbour the light and the spirit of various ages. Each of the ten rooms in the house evokes its own period of history, brought alive through sight, smell, and a deliberate sense of precariousness, that work within 'the space between'.

Severs called his medium 'still life drama', that allowed his visitors (or at lease those receptive to his medium) to imagine themselves in another time and place. Woven through the house is the story of the fictive Jarvis family (a name anglicised from Gervais), Huguenot silk weavers who lived at the house from to 1725 to 1919. Each room evokes incidental moments in the lives of these imaginary inhabitants. Writer Peter Ackroyd wrote that The journey through the house becomes a journey through time; with its small rooms and hidden corridors, its whispered asides and sudden revelations, it resembles a pilgrimage through life itself . In a similar vein, Jeanette Winterson observed that Fashions come and go, but there are permanencies, vulnerable but not forgotten, that Dennis sought to communicate , in her article for the Times newspaper.

Severs bequeathed the house to the Spitalfields Trust shortly before his death in 1999. 18 Folgate Street is now open to the public.

The motto of the house is Aut Visum Aut Non!: 'You Either See it or you don't'.

Sep 17, 2006

other things on the way



Street art












Policeman writing a ticket for the cute car!







Liverpool cranes & developments

Discover London Spitafields






Amazing how sometimes you just go to a place numerous times but you never knew that there was more into it that you originally though.
So in this new series I rediscover the

places in London where I've been many times to see if I really missed something. Today I discovered that actually I did.

The tour started at Liverpool Street


The station was first opened to traffic on 2 February 1874 by the Great Eastern Railway and was completely operational from 1 November 1875. From this date the original terminal station at Bishopsgate was closed to passengers. It reopened as a goods station in 1881 but was destroyed by fire on 5 December 1964. The site is now being redeveloped as part of the extension of London Underground's East London line.
The new station was designed by the Great Eastern's chief engineer, Edward Wilson and was built on a site which had been occupied by Bethlem Royal Hospital from the 13th century to the 17th century. A Corporation of London plaque commemorating the station's construction hangs on the wall of the adjoining former Great Eastern Hotel, which was designed by Charles Barry (junior) (son of Sir Charles Barry) and his brother Edward Middleton Barry. The station was named after the street on which it stands, which in turn was named in honour of British Prime Minister Lord Liverpool, having been built as part of an extension of the City of London towards the end of his term in office.



The station was the first place in London to be hit by German Gotha bomber aircraft during World War I. The May 1917 bombing, which saw the station take a direct hit from 1,000 pounds of bombs, killed 162 people. During World War II a bomb which landed in Bishopsgate completely shattered the glass roofing.
The station was extensively modified between 1985 and 1992, including bringing all the platforms in the main shed up to the same end point and constructing a new underground booking office, but its facade, steam age iron pillars and the honour roll for Great Eastern Railway employees that died in the Great War were retained. It was officially re-opened by Queen Elizabeth in 1991. It was also at this time that the giant timetable board, which is suspended above the station concourse, was fitted at great expense. However due to technical difficulties there was a long delay after the official opening before it became operational. Today it is one of the last remaining mechanical "flapper board" display boards at a UK railway station, and certainly the biggest.


Liverpool Street Station is also one of the 4 railway stations on the London version of the Monopoly game.

A taste of London

It was Samuel Johnson who famously explained, "When a man is tired of London, he's tired of life". There is no arguing from the good doctor.. London is a beautifully illogical, sprawling city that remains mysterious to even most of its longtime residents. Those who drive the city's famous black cabs spend two years studying its street until they have attained what's caleed "the Knowledge", which allows them to confidently navigate its countours. Unlike New York City, London was laid out by chance ,not on a grid. From its days as a Roman outpost, it has grown outward haphazardly, surging in all directions during the Victorian era. It has weathered plagues, fires and the bombs of War World 2, and has always emerged, if not unscathed then at least optimistic and always ready for the next challenge.

Sep 13, 2006

This is a game for you

Google your name followed by needs..
so A needs

this is what I got.. Some are hilarious..

Maybe A. needs to add to my Friendster testimonial. “One hot piece of ass, great kisser, can also fix things, will make sure you don’t get rained on


Now your turn..

Sep 12, 2006

Remember.. when the kid was in London





studying at St. Martin's college because she wanted to become a stylist and work for no less than Gucci. Well I wanted to share with you her creations..
I won't comment.. I MEAN..........is sufficient..

Sep 11, 2006

Another of those light weekends.






Wake up at 3 am, car, airport, flight, disconfort. Athens landed. Out of nowhere it's Midday, tube, apparently the coolest of Europe, built for the Olympics. Nice, disturbing voice announcing every stop. Center and the first feta cheese,onions and those superred tomatoes were in. Coffee, well spending 6 hours sipping a frappy one, the national sport. Beautiful setting beatiful place, nice house we went to with cultural hints everywhere we turned. And airport again..Mikonos, ticket only had via a Mafia structure that will make Sicily shy.

We ate separetely, we drank till the next morning, eventually bed.
Morning ... sunshine, the view the out the villas









Beach... then the total madness. Caprice.. the afternoon drink transformed into jumping on the tables in this 3 square meter bar when suddenly the boss was humping the gf of another guy against an open window standing on a sofa. ~the skyest clients decided to go outside to admire the view..
Go back, us home, them back to the hotel. Out for dinner, nice sat dinner, posh, them eating, we having a feast, owner even offered a bottle of champs to our table. Music started pumping, the dinner lift their a$ and next thing I know, the boss was tying clients up with napkins beyond the chair and poor vodka in their mouth.
Oh well, then we went clubbing, I smoke a pipe. We went to the boss's suite, a 3 room villa with 10 meter personal swimming pool ( that was camera unmarket 237 in a hotel!) wow.. i can remember the number.. impressive. the vietnamese studied in vienna ( she was the humped!) was in the lift now ringing the alarm bell...
We made it home at some point in the early morning.
Our colleague, our guide and our anchor even woke up after 2 hours to pick up one of the clandestine from some hotel were he had spent the last couple of hours.
Well the phone rang and the news were.. client such and such woke up to say we can do the 100mm trade ( after he had s&x.. with one of the so career driven employee... )
Comments like.. he is the boss, you obey! this is how he brought as up. So the employees submit... ah??? are we all fuking nuts?? )
I suppose it's enough.

photos...the only nice pic out of the total failure.

Sep 2, 2006

The following posts are dedicated to my friends. Cinema lovers, cinema goers and picture droolers..
Some of the following images might be regarded as
HOT...

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... Would you ?


THE QUIET

See trailer here

John Cameron Mitchell's long-awaited hardcore drama Shortbus.

It features real sex, but is not porn, according to Mitchell. The trailer claims it is about "sexuality" not "sex." We will judge for ourselves when it comes out, maybe two or three times depending on just how good the "sexuality" is.

Super Mario Meets Nip/Tuck


Though Julian McMahon's Nip/Tuck character Christian wasn't willing to go all the way in his threeway romp with Bruno Campus' Quentin character, this coming season rumor has it Christian is ready to go all the way — with Mario Lopez. The "homoerotic encounter" between the sex maniac and Lopez's "infuriatingly fit" plastic surgeon character is set to take place in the gym showers. Lucky for you, caps from the scenes are already available. There's more after the jump.

Confirmed: Jake Gyllenhaal To Play Lance Armstrong


It's either an explanation for why Lance, Jake, and Matthew are spending so much time together — or the perfect Hollywood cover-up of our wildest fantasies. From today's Gatecrasher column:

Cycling legend Lance Armstrong has privately confirmed speculation that Jake Gyllenhaal will portray him in a biopic.

He told sources at ESPN that Matthew McConaughey had been up to play the part, but lost out to Gyllenhaal.

"He said that's why he has been spending so much time with them both this summer," said the source.

This confirms last month's news that first announced Jake and Lance were getting together for the project. What else does it confirm? A gay box office draw.

Blue Mood


Blue Mood


Upon entering the theatre, it is immediately evident that this is a one-of-a-kind experience. The ushers hand out white streamers to the audience, with no explanation as to what they should be used for. Many took the opportunity to add the streamer as an accessory to their theatre-going attire, however. Adding to the eccentricity, signs with red digital lettering scroll for narration and encourage the audience to participate in talking (singing is discouraged) happy birthday to someone and saying hello to some random person to make them feel better.

The show eventually opens with the three (alien?) blue men standing behind what appear to be buckets. The middle begins to play them as drums while the other two pour neon paint on the lids, forcing the paint to splash all over the place with every beat, explaining why the front rows of seats are the poncho section.

The men's antics provide a spectacle of events throughout the 100-minute show, from one catching an outrageous amount of marshmallows in his mouth to a tutorial on rock concert etiquette to an attempt at romancing a girl from the crowd by sharing Twinkies with her in what resembles a candlelit dinner. There is a house band placed strategically in cubes above the blue men, with rock music flowing from men who appear to be skeletons by the effect of black light and neon suits and face paint.

With lack of a better way to describe the surreal show, Blue Man Group is pure entertainment at its core. There doesn't seem to be much purpose or message behind the array of bright colours or inventive instruments, but to be honest, who cares? It's an interesting, and at times hilarious, show for the whole family and should be a must-see event if you can afford the tickets.

Just make sure you're not late, because the men will stop what they are doing while a speaker serenades 'You're Late' as a cameraman focuses on you, placing you on a big screen for the entire audience to see. And be prepared to unrol meters of toilet paper that will end up covering the audience enterily.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        Bees.  Swarming buzzing bees. 
Tickling temperamental bees. Bees with
pointy painful stingers.

The boy poured honey down his back
and shook his buttocks left to right.
The naked crazy boy. He passed by the beehives,
jogging not running. Taking
his sweet innocent time, through the grass,
toward the white perfumy clover
field. The bees rose in a fuzzy brown boil,
filtered out their hive, cleaved
the air like an arrow aiming for honey-dripping
bare-bummed Johnny. Little
Johnny boy smiled broad and white, his feet
advancing toward the clover, tossing
his hips from side to side,
breathless voice issuing forth, "Beeeeez.
Zzzzzzzhahahahahaaaaaaaa."

Little Johnny boy slipped a finger
between his perspiring crack, taking
away honey as if from the stale edges of a white bread sandwich.
Johnny loved
the bees, almost as much as the sticky sweet clinging
of honey that formed and
hung like stalactites from his perineum, dripped
dripping drops.

The bees closed in. Thousands of bees,
their murmuring buzzing chorus
titillating little Johnny boy, stingers angry
and shining in the sun, quivering
mad. Johnny jogged toward the clover field,
licking his finger of the sweet
sweaty honey. Honeybuns, Johnny thought,
and laughed until he fell rolling over
the start of clover. Honeybuns, thought Johnny,
and he laughed, giggled, a
smile playing over his bare freckled puss.
"Beeeeeeez!" Johnny exclaimed, as a
fuzzy buzzing cloud converged on
little Johnny's honey sticky ass.

The sun rolled in golden fury,
and hours later, when it had turned a dark
red, and sunset swollen, little Johnny boy
lay stiff and puffy, pink and happy,
dead stinking sweet.