Ehm a weekend home with Vulcano

drunk man walks in to the video store, he asks to pay 1 £ for a 2£ already discounted video.
The video woman tells him he can't as it's 2 £. Drunk man keeps begging her as the video is only 80 minutes, so she could give him a discount. Anyway the lady doens' t give in, so the drunk man says he'll return later on with 2 £ to purchase the video.
A description of drunk man:
AH! do you mean the intelligent drunk
M: why?
A: because he was trying to buy a video.
M: Did u see what video he was going to buy
A: No, well it was a video.