Why do you want to work for Sir Alan?

Because considering the way the interviews are conducted it's very unlikely that the people I will have to work with will be unmotivated, close minded, unproductive and behave like hamsters running on a wheel without ambition. I like straightalk and efficiency and I see both these characteristics in Sir Alan's business.

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