Italy is waking up to Facebook and I hate it

Well I left Sicily for a reason, I don't call my primary school mates for a reason, and it really pisses me off receiving those stupid messages as Hi- do you remember me? oh! do you live in London ? but is it you? we were at primary/secondary ( delete as appropriate) I'm now married, I have kids and I'm still studying at Uni.

Well yes, that's my picture, no I don't look like that in normal life, but there is no point of putting an ugly picture of me on my profile. yes it's me, yes I live in London, I have a job I'm about to lose and I'm as unhappy as I was then and to add to it, I even complicated my life adding a couple of twists here and there to unsettle my mind even more.