For stressed women.... Very welcome to add more.... These are just a few..

1. You! Off my planet!

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crazybaby whiny-assed opinion would be....?

6. Im not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 29 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

11. Im just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

12. Im trying to imagine you with a personality.

13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

17. You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing.

18. Can I trade this job for whats behind door #2?

19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

20. Chaos, panic & disorder - My work here is done.

21. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

22. Earth is full. Go home.

23. Is it time for your medication or mine?

24. Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?

25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

26. Im not tense, just terribly terribly alert.

27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

29. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.