Bogart: June 2006

Jun 29, 2006

For stressed women.... Very welcome to add more.... These are just a few..

1. You! Off my planet!
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. And your crazybaby whiny-assed opinion would be....?

6. Im not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 29 years.

7. Allow me to introduce my selves.

8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

11. Im just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

12. Im trying to imagine you with a personality.

13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

17. You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing.

18. Can I trade this job for whats behind door #2?

19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

20. Chaos, panic & disorder - My work here is done.

21. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

22. Earth is full. Go home.

23. Is it time for your medication or mine?

24. Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?

25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

26. Im not tense, just terribly terribly alert.

27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

29. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I need a housewife..

So...
today was one of those horrible days in which I don't know the world seems against you, or time it's just against you.
I find it absurd that I don't time to do anything and I have to quarrel with the world for timing issues, when I have to stay sat at a chair doing nothing because they pay me for it.
It sounds as a contraddiction but probably it's just the summary of my existence..

I'm preparing for the next club night and of course I needed flyers. Change company as previous was unreliable, contact them and they said no probs, we get your flyers in 24 hours.
Send them on Monday night, expect them on Wed. As of Wed nothing arrived, call them to ask where are my flyers.. apparently they usually despach them on friday. So why did I pay for next day delivery?
However get a call this morning from the director of the company, never to use them again and my flyers are 5 minutes away to be delivered that I made everybody work for two hours. Where do I want them.
I mean..
Hello???
Obviously nobody home, nobody opened the door as we are in London, I asked them to leave flyer in the street, leave work, cycle home to get parcel in, flyers are beautiful..
Can't use company again. Call to thank you and truly I didn't mean to cause such grief, they are busy..

Today was also the day in which they were supposed to fix my boiler. Call them at 10. where are you? We came to your house you weren't there. Obviously I wasn't, you were supposed to call me.. They want to charge me 150£.

Is it me or what???
I cried for the stress. I hate these situations and nobody understand how much grief all this crap causes me.
I suppose for the job I have I need a housewife, can you pay for one? Can anybody volunteer?
I really feel derelict by the all situation.... I can't believe there is no solution to the matter.
Then people say don't have a job? what about night delivery, night plumbers night everything.. People which can help. No...

Hi Miiiichael............

Thanks for the pic..

Jun 28, 2006

Fiumicino-Hyde Park.. it's still the same weekend!

Some people talk to dogs..

Instead on the other side of town later on at a foodless BBQ
C: today I got an accomandation.
Me: ah cool! where is it? How many bedrooms??

Il ventaglio= The fan The must have of the season.

Different versions of the Colosseum

Jun 27, 2006

Gli sfigati...we had to ask them for a picture

Off the stage

On the stage

This is where it started... highly contraddictory Italian

Oats? Are sure it's here ?

A couple of balloons and the plaque "Basilica S. Maria degli Angeli"

Or people in the shades at McDonalds.. Then you would think that in countries such Italy junkie crap should be forbidden..

Anyway... 45 degrees... Mad.. not sure why Oats and I didn't tan at all.. We almost had a sunstroke, we weren't able to touch a beer 'till 7 and still no even the mark left by the watch..
Oh well it was nonetheless a cracking up day. (Hope it was crack and not cruck- but I don't think cruck exists!!!)