Triple-fisting blogger Lady V here. OK. So. we want one, just one, blog from Ankor Wat. You in a helmet scaling the walls. In lycra and/or full traditional costume. It's not too much to ask, surely.

Last minute tips:

1. Capsule wardrobe: see above.
2. Airport reading: Diva and The Economist.
3. Water on the flight? Replace with beer.
4. Don't call the natives. They'll call you.
5. Waxing. Brazilian not Cambodian.
6. Rome? No.
7. Shoulders back. Tits out.
8. Some things are meant for video, not pictures. Even if John Lewis do them. Slash Johaness van Stucke.